{"product_id":"goodbye-cruel-world-hoodie-2xl-sale","title":"Goodbye Cruel World Hoodie 2XL Sale","description":"\u003ch2\u003eGoodbye Cruel World Hoodie\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDramatic? Maybe. Comfortable? Absolutely. The Goodbye Cruel World Hoodie puts playful, astral artwork on a heavyweight oversized hoodie. It is tongue-in-cheek, a little dark, and incredibly cozy.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eWhat You Get\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e100% cotton -- 380 g\/m2 heavyweight fabric\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePlush interior lining that wraps you in warmth\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSide-seamed construction for a polished look\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDouble-needle stitching built to last\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eOversized fit\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMade in Egypt\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eThe Design\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMinimalist astral elements meet playful typography in a design that does not take itself too seriously. The artwork balances dark humor with cosmic beauty -- edgy without being heavy.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eWho It's For\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFor the person with a dry sense of humor and great taste in hoodies. Layer it, lounge in it, or wear it to make your friends laugh.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eShipping\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eShips next business day from Egypt. Free shipping on orders over 3,000 EGP. Browse the \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/hoodies\"\u003eHoodies Collection\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"My Turtle","offers":[{"title":"X-Large","offer_id":48378895466596,"sku":null,"price":740.0,"currency_code":"EGP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0625\/5539\/0052\/files\/my-turtle-goodbye-cruel-world-hoodie-1.webp?v=1775634733","url":"https:\/\/myturtle.store\/products\/goodbye-cruel-world-hoodie-2xl-sale","provider":"My Turtle","version":"1.0","type":"link"}